Barney Is Evil Essay Research Paper Barney

Barney Is Evil Essay, Research Paper

Barney is Evil

Face it, thousands of people know it: Just the thought of a purple tyrannosaurus being in control of millions, if not billions, of young minds should strike fear into the hearts of any sane person. Some people say it’s only a cheap show by a company, which I prefer not to mention. Yes, that’s true. But Barney himself wields enough power to alter the fate of the earth. Barney could easily convince the children of earth that people who don’t like him are evil, and should be destroyed. There are several reasons for my statement.

1st, Barney teaches that kids should be part of the crowd. Example of this: When Barney arrives, no children mess up, and they sing and dance in perfect unison. If ever a child is upset or jealous, Barney says something or sings a song and the child will hop up and join the group. Or, a child may be doing something else, something halfway educational, Barney will walk over and convince the kid to do what the group is doing instead of promoting his/her independent ideas.

2nd, Barney gives children bad ideas. Examples of this: Telling kids beehives are fun to play with, that it’s fine to play over a hot, boiling pot with no adult supervision, again save the Purple One, and that independent thought is bad.

3rd, Barney’s show has NO educational value. If an educational idea IS presented, it will be lost, drowned out by the cheery song. If you’ve ever compared an episode of “Sesame Street” to “Barney and Friends”, you’ll find one big difference. “Sesame Street” teaches an idea, over and over, where as Barney presents this only once and usually in a song. Also, the adults are there to help the characters on “Sesame Street” learn these ideas. Barney’s methods are frightening. In fact, a child would have to watch “Barney and Friends” dozens of times to possibly get something that would take “Sesame Street” one episode. Kinda makes you long for the educational days of “Pee-wee Herman”.

4th, the bad examples. For instance, if a child cheats or tries to hurt some one, Barney rewards them, and brings them back to the group. Instead of any reprimandation, he giggles and sends them on their way. Also, when he does teach something, like manners, he presents them in a way that tells children that any other way is wrong.

5th, he can hypnotize any child that is watching in minutes. As we know, hypnotism only works if you’re not resisting. But if you accept it, it is easy. If you’ve ever noticed, a grumpy child who has, for example, lost a pet will begin the show crying, but by the end, the child is entranced, singing and dancing with the Purple One. Most parents find this behavior shocking. No matter what, Barney makes them feel better. Some say he’s a genius. Some say he’s evil. You decide. But I find it frightening that a fat, purple T-Rex could make a child feel happy no matter what.

6th, the evil menace is against everything the Bible teaches. Only God himself should be able to summon creatures from nothing, any others who partake in this are Necromancers, and shall be doomed to Hell. Also, God made us to be followers of truth, love, and holiness. Instead, our children are following a greedy, lying beast that any priest, preacher, or rabbi should proclaim evil.

7th, Barney is merchandizing. In the “Barney-thons” on PBS, there are hundreds of commercials for Barney’s merchandise. Talk about exploiting “love” for financial games. And, did you know that PBS pays that nameless company to produce the show, and to help them produce more like it.

8th, Barney seems to have complete control over children. When Barney’s show was to be replaced by some educational show (which was forgotten), the children of the world threw one big tantrum to get him back on the air.

9th, I’d like you to compare Sesame Street to the infamous Barney and Friends. Or Mr.Rogers or the letter people. What do each of these (besides the Purple One’s show) have in common. Education of some sort. I grew up on Mr.Rogers and Sesame Street, and consider myself generous in all aspects and a somewhat intelligent person I never had Barney to raise me, and, I’ve never burned down any houses or microwaved cats or anything. I’ve turned out sane, if somewhat eager to participate in a debate of some sort. I never needed Barney to keep me under control while mom and dad rested after a long day of work. I had Big Bird, who mourned for one of the actors on the show who died, ON PUBLIC TELEVISION (not the actor, the mourning). I had Mr.Rogers, who taught me to share and how to settle an argument peacefully. That really didn’t work well, because I was a little whiny brat. But you know what. Kids aren’t supposed to dance in step, or sing songs in perfect harmony. Have you ever been in a 2nd Grade classroom when they sing the Star Spangled Banner. They’re NOT Barney-zombies. And shouldn’t be. Kids are independent, not slaves. Barney kids, however, think that sharing is supposed to be perfect. If you want it, you’ll get it, but you’ll also let whoever had it use it, too. Is that true. Is that HUMANLY POSSIBLE. One word. No.

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